Storm Trooper?

Spied a woman wearing a storm trooper mask and pink tutu - I love the SF Bay area

Chatty, Drunk Realtor

Dear Mr. Chatty Cathy at the bus stop tonight -
First of all, after a day of being yelled at by drunk clients, the last thing I want to do is talk to a drunk man at the bus stop sucking down some jungle juice. 
Second, I don't care that you are a realtor and think that everyone should have their realtor's license.  Also, I don't care about leasing.  All I care about is keeping my formerly homeless clients in housing. 
Again, let me explain, I don't care about real estate. 
Also, you're hair is greasy and I rather not hear about your wing man, thus why I was reading.
Please take a hint. 

Men, The Catholic Church and Birth Control

Today a 65 year old man asked me what I thought about Obama bending over to protect the Catholic Church.  Not quite sure where he was going with this, nor wanting to expose myself by letting my political beliefs be known, I deflected and asked his opinion. His response:  When the Catholic Church ordains women or when men start getting pregnant, then they will have a right to an opinion on women's health issues. 

A man after my heart. 

Nickels

Was asked by someone on the street today for change for a nickel.  What does someone do with five pennies?  so confusing. 

Conversations

I find myself engaged in interesting conversations with complete strangers all the time. 

Today while riding BART to work I sat next to a man with a plate of cupcakes.  Each cupcake had a different name transcribed on it with red frosting.  I inquired as to what kind of cupcakes he had made, and was told in a very matter of fact tone that they were Hummingbird cupcakes.

 My mind kind of freaked out.  I love Hummingbirds, quite honestly they are the only species of birds that i have any real respect for, I mean how could you not?  they use their tiny little wings to dart feverishly around looking for food.  I also assume that all Hummingbirds must have issues with anxiety, due to the way in which they dart away from everything, which makes me feel quite sad for them at the same time. 

So when the BART guy said Hummingbird cupcakes, my brain immediately thought "you made cupcakes with Hummingbirds?!  you ass." But luckily, my mouth said (while silently judging him), "I have no idea what that means."  I was informed that Hummingbird Cupcakes contain pineapple and bananas and are the most delicious cupcake ever. 

I have my doubts, but will let you be the judge.